It must be wonderful
Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Throw her in the brig. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Ask her how her day was. I’m Santa Claus! Professor, make a woman out of me. I never loved you.
Ummm…to eBay?
I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.
- Bender, quit destroying the universe!
- It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
- Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.
Look, last night was a mistake.
We’re also Santa Claus! I love you, buddy! So, how ’bout them Knicks? Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
- Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
- Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
- Oh God, what have I done?
You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? No, just a regular mistake. Who are you, my warranty?! Negative, bossy meat creature! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense.
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Meh. So, how ’bout them Knicks? Yeah, lots of people did. Do a flip!
You don’t know how to do any of those. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. It must be wonderful.
I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. I never loved you. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Soothe us with sweet lies. No. We’re on the top. I never loved you.
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. It must be wonderful. Okay, I like a challenge. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!